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New as of May 2025, the CTRI Alumni Program welcomes former residents of CTRI Innovations to reapply for a follow-up visit. "How have things changed in your practice since your last visit?" "What are you working on now?" "Hahahahaha no WAY!!!", "Ahhhhh fuck those guys..."; these are all things we might say to each other when our conversation resumes, depending on how the wind blows.

The alumni program differs from the main residency program in two key ways. One, YOU buy ME a beverage this time. That's only fair. Two, we can go to a bar and get drinks there if you want. I'm a lightweight, and I'm not trying to get hammered, I just think that it might be nice to get a single glass of draft beer (or a cocktail) in the evening time while talking about this and that. I'm not a big drinker and I don't have a preference here, I'm 100% "I'll have what they're having". I would love to go to your local spot but I can also suggest something. And coffee or tea is still a viable option.

Please fill out this application and email it to jacob@fujichia.com, with subject heading "ALUMNI PROGRAM".

NAME:

PRONOUNS:

FIELD:

SCREEN NAME / BAND NAME / COMPANY / COMMON PSEUDONYM:

WEBSITE IF YOU HAVE ONE (NO FACEBOOK) :

COFFEE SHOP OR BAR PREFERENCE / PLACE YOU WANT TO TRY (OK TO SAY "NO PREF"):

ZONE PREFERENCE (select one or more) :
EAST SIDE / WEST SIDE / SOUTH SIDE / OTHER / ANY ZONE

LIST DATE RANGES YOU ARE OR MAY BE AVAILABLE:

IDEAL TIME (select one or more) :
MORNING (9-10AM) / NOONISH / COFFEE II (4PM) / ACTUAL MORNING (7AM) /
BEER O'CLOCK (6PM) / BEER THIRTY (8PM) / COCKTAILS (10PM)

PERSONAL MESSAGE / EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCE / RELEVANT CONCERN / NOTE: 

DELETE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING THAT *DON'T* APPLY FOR YOU:

• I'M PROBABLY GOING TO GET A TEA

• I NEED, LIKE, "GOOD" COFFEE

• DUDE LET'S GET A BEER

• I'M FANCY; LET'S GET A COCKTAIL

• IS IT CRAZY IF WE GET MARGARITAS???

• ACTUALLY CAN WE GET JUST JUICE? I'M OBSESSED WITH JUICE FROM THIS 
JUICE PLACE RIGHT NOW

• I WOULD LOVE TO GET A BEER BUT THOSE TIMES ARE BEHIND ME